If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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