Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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