That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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