direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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