I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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