vagina is talking i cant
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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