I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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