I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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