She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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