So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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