I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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