This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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