somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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