There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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