i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
