Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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