So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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