She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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