awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
