Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Randomize
