found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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