It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
