I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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