I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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