We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Reggie can tackle my bush.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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