scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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