The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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