Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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