How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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