so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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