Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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