yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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