I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So. Much. Porn.
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