I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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