there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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