Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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