Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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