it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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