im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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