oh god the rape fog is back!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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