We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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