and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
