38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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