Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
