farters have to be the big spoon...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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