Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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