There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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