But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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