Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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