dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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