she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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