Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
