You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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