We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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