I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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